25th
This blog will be better than Julia Harmon's
Although I think we can all agree thats not setting the bar very high. Regardless, if your reading this I want to congratulate you on overtaking the first few stages of boredom. I decided that just because im not doing anything worth writing about this summer doesn’t mean you should all be spared from my narcissistic blathering while your off and away. After all, think of how far you all could advance yourselves if i cant be there in spirit to weigh you down (well most of you anyway, im not sure nunez has much potential). But ill cut to the chase because im sure everyones dying to hear the scoop on aurora summer 2008.
Revelations upon my arrival
1. my parents are senile, but im pretty sure its in the funny and not awful way. somewhere in between “i lost my keys” and “I am getting dangerously close to vehicular manslaughter.” More on this to come.
2. Me and Kyle will be spending a lot of time together. Photos on this to come.
3. The hours of my pseudo internship are 10-3 tuesday and wednesday. sick.
4. In reguards to my caddy legacy, Im like Bagger Vance minus everything sweet. Just some old, bitter drifter who stumbles around aimlessly.
5. My summer will allow for LOTS OF BLOGGING TIME.
Predictions, Assumptions and Outlandish statements
1. The Bulls Franchise will be saved by winning this years draft lottery.
2. My affinity for Chipotle and lazy work ethic will bankrupt me.
3. Joey FINALLY comes out of the closet.
In case i don’t see ya, good afternoon good evening and goodnight.
